Silverman presented I'm F***ing Matt Damon to Kimmel as a gift in honor of Jimmy Kimmel Live's 5th anniversary (it was originally meant to be aired in November 2007 during Kimmel's birthday show, which never happened due to the WGA strike), and uploads of the video quickly appeared on YouTube in a Lazy Sunday-esque wave.

The choice of partners is deliberate, as Jimmy Kimmel has a long-standing joke feud with Matt Damon (culminating in a rage-filled appearance in September 2006), but who knew that Matt Damon could not only rap, but bust out some 90s-dance-crew moves?

And who knew that Kimmel would raise the bar so dramatically with a follow-up featuring Damon BFF Ben Affleck? I'm F***ing Ben Affleck may start off like a cheap rip-off, but soon afterwards ups the ante, both in an artistic and cast sense: the quasi-official YouTube upload lists Robin Williams, Don Cheadle, Harrison Ford, Brad Pitt, Cameron Diaz, Christina Applegate, Rebecca Romijn, Benji Madden, Joel Madden, Dicky Barrett, Christopher Mintz-Plasse a.k.a. Mclovin, Lance Bass, Dominic Monaghan, Meatloaf, Pete Wentz, Joan Jett, Huey Lewis, Perry Farrell, Macy Gray and Josh Groban. Sure, there are no butterflies. But there is a "We Are The World"-esque chorus and Harrison Ford in a convertible. Advantage: Kimmel.

Of course, Silverman and Kimmel didn't work together on these shorts -- both were directed by Wayne McClammy, a Jimmy Kimmel Live segment director who's parlayed his success into exciting directing gigs. But the established nature of their relationship in the public eye is what gives these pieces the additional kick. What makes "I'm F***ing Matt Damon/Ben Affleck" so much fun is that the humor of the pieces reflect that stage in a romance when all the insecurity is gone, when both partners are so comfortable with each other that they can make these sorts of tasteless jokes. Now that they've broken up, it's just a little sad, to think of the people they are now, um, f***ing.

But maybe there's a chance they got together for one last breakup music video. Everyone knows those are always the best.

While I was in the dentist chair this morning, I received an "OMG Paris Hilton may be pregnant!" text message.  This was news I already heard, or at least I thought I heard.  And then I started thinking about a possible heiress-twin rock band brother-and their babies reality show.  And then I thought that perhaps this was a sure fire sign of the apocolypse.  Much, much worse than the Heidi Montag clue in Jeopardy.

I don't know.  I just do not know.  Thoughts?

Por Calil Neto

- A MTV tem agora um blogueiro para sacudir os armários do show business, o Diego Ferreira, do blog de humor ácido sobre o mundo dos famosos "Te Dou um Dado?".

Didi (não é o dos trapalhões!!!) comanda o Gay Show, que nesta terça-feira chega a sua segunda edição, exclusivamente pelo site da MTV.

Depois da bela Mari Moon, oriunda também da internet, agora é a vez de Didi ... Como se vê a internet é uma fonte de novos talentos.

Blog "Te Dou um Dado?"

- A ex-BBB e beldade Grazielli Massafera, foi escolhida para ser a protagonista de "Negócio da China", próxima novela das 18 horas da TV Globo, com autoria de Miguel Falabella.

A emissora do Rio cogitava a apresentadora Angélica para ser a protagonista da novela, mas a loira recusou o convite para o papel sob o argumento de que tem filhos pequenos.

Coisas de mãe ... Angélica tinha uns negócios da China para resolver. Ahahahah...

- A socialite Paris Hilton disse que seu namorado, o roqueiro Benji Madden, não a deixa fazer uma tatuagem porque a acha "pura", segundo o site Fametastic. Hilton afirmou que gostaria de tatuar seu amor ao namorado, mas que ele não concordou com a idéia.

O que Benji acha é a mais pura besteira... Ahahahaha...

- Os fãs de rugby da Nova Zelândia, na Oceania, que assistiam a um programa de esportes no domingo à tarde acabaram vendo cenas de pornografia pesada (eitcha!!!!) em um canal de TV local.

Quatro minutos de pornografia interromperam (opa!!!) a cobertura de esportes do canal Prime Television, depois do que um porta-voz descreveu como um engano de distribuição. As imagens pornográficas eram destinadas a um canal pay-per-view para adultos.

O que esse canal adulto fazia na programação do canal? O que os operadores de vídeo e áudio estavam fazendo no horário?

Nem te conto. Ahahahaha...

Paris and Benji Madman were spotted shopping in LA yesterday (24th).

Paris Hilton is apparently pissed off at whoever spread false rumors about her recently been denied for purchasing a puppy on her way to a photo shoot.

That’s what she wrote on her blog; Read more on Celebritypomp.com

Apparently, Paris Hilton hit the same Forever 21 clearance sale as Solange Knowles. But instead of pairing the dress with a cheap-looking weave, Paris decided to go Midsummer Night's Dream on us with a wreath she likely stole from some poor little flower girl on her way to a wedding. It's pretty sad when Benji Madden's the better looking of the two.

Ovviamente quando sei felice pensi a tutto. Lei è la mia migliore amica. Non sono mai stato così felice. Niente mi preoccupa più. Quando trovi quel tipo di migliore amica, quel tipo di amore, è come se tutte le tue ansie scomparissero. Il lavoro migliora, e qualunque cosa tu faccia c'è qualcuno a supportarti. Ecco, lei è questo per me.

Paris fue avistada en el super hot Goa en Los Angeles. Con ella iban su novio Benji y dos otras chicas que están en lo que parece una competencia para ser la suplente de Nicole Richie. Mi dinero está con la de cabello oscuro. ¿Que les parece? 

La cosa buona se non altro è che da quando esce con uno dei fratelli Madden dei Good Charlotte si vede molto meno in giro. Che sia la volta buona che ce ne liberiamo?

Por Calil Neto

- A mãe da socialite Paris Hilton (e que socialite loirinha!!!!), Kathy Hilton, afirmou que acredita que a filha não deve se casar agora com o namorado, Benji Madden, informou hoje o site Female First.

Kathy disse ainda que é preciso mais do que isso para que Paris decida se ele realmente é o homem com quem ela quer viver para o resto de sua vida. Os bambinos estão juntos há apenas 3 meses.

Concordo com a senhora Hilton, a Paris é muito novinha e ... sem palavras. Ahahaha ...

Female First on-line

- A escritora J.K. Rowling se envolveu em inúmeras batalhas judiciais, para proteger a obra prima do bruxinho Harry Potter ou a si mesma. A processada agora é a publicação London Star Map, que detalha a localização das casas das celebridades em Londres, inclusive a de Rowling. (invasão de cele... ops...privacidade)

Agora a escritora está com a famosa síndrome do estrelismo. Ahahahahahaha ...

Perez Hilton on-line

- O autor da novela global Duas Caras, Aguinaldo Silva, encerrou hoje seu polêmico blog e aproveitou para criticar outras pessoas que possuem um diário virtual. Aguinaldo chegou a afirmar que transformaria o seu diário virtual em um espaço para a crítica televisiva, mas mudou de idéia ao perceber que estava dedicando tempo demais ao espaço (e como tava!!!!)

Polêmicas a menos no meio televisivo ... E brigas em menor quantidade.

- O funkeiro MC Créu embarcou na quinta-feira agora para o Velho Continente, a Europa, onde realiza uma temporada de shows em Londres, Portugal e Irlanda, ao lado das dançarinas Mulher Jaca e Mulher Moranguinho, essa última capa da Revista Sexy de junho.

É a cultura popular brasileira ...

- A apresentadora Cibelle Dorsa se recupera de uma cirurgia, que fez para implantar um pino na perna fraturada, após um acidente grave na madrugada de ontem. Cibele teve fraturas na perna e no braço com alguns ferimentos leves no rosto, devendo a bela ser liberada pelos médicos em alguns dias.

Melhoras ...

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Word is blazing right now that hotel heiress Paris Hilton looks to be carrying a little baby bump.

The 27-year-old socialite, who has recently made it known that she wants to have children, might be making that happen  sooner than any of us thought. After fueling pregnancy speculation in a green dress earlier this week, the following day Paris attempted to cover up her rounded stomach as she partied in Las Vegas for her new reality show.

I wouldn't be surprised if she was jealous of Ashlee Simpson &  Nicole Richie's newfound celebrity after making the step to have children. Paris, you couldn't even take care of your pet dog without loosing it! Find another hobby darling!

Jarrid-Anthony | THECOMPACTBLOG.COM | June 8th, 2008

Según la prensa americana la socialite Paris Hilton podría estar embarazada. La novia de Benji Madden incrementó los rumores a su salida del restaurante Crow Bar en Los Angeles. Ella usaba un vestido verde esmeralda suelto para ocultar una pancita un poco más abultada.

Hace poco la estrella dijo que quería formar una familia muy pronto con su enamorado Benji Madden, pero sus representantes han desmentido que ella está esperando bebé: "Ese rumor es completamente falso".

Sin embargo un testigo aseguró que en el bar ella evitó tomar bebidas alcohólicas y parecía más feliz que lo normal: "Ella es una tabla, pero esa pancita dejó a muchos sorprendidos", dijo la fuente.

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Paris Hilton wants a baby now with her boyfriend Benji Madden who is the brother of paris bestfriend Nicole Richie, she says maybe within the next year she will begin on planning a baby. What do you think of paris having a baby?

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Paris Hilton and Benji Madden must be getting serious! Paris tells Heat Magazine she wants to have a baby next year. Paris reportedly is becoming something of a domestic goddess. She stays at home with Benji often, and even cooks him homemade lasagna. Paris probably has baby fever after seeing baby Harlow, baby to friend Nicole Richie. I guess Paris is growing up!

Out for a walk in the park with their little Harlow, Nicole Richie and beau Joel Madden encompass laidback cool. This is so old school, but I am loving the Converse All Stars again. It goes along with my denim cutoff obsession (see, Nicole's obsessed too and she's even wearing the two together!). I did a little online research to check out the cost (only $60!) and found the coolest thing.

You can customize your own sneaks at converse.com and it only takes 2-4 weeks. I must admit I played around on the site much of the afternoon-should the tongue be pink or green, and should I add a navy side stripe or just leave it white? In the end, I saved my creation so I could come back to it later. You never know, tomorrow the tiger-striped lining might not be my thing.

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She visited the Selfridges store in London on Thursday 15th to promote the perfume, coincidently the same day as Victoria Beckham was there to promote her new dVb range, however Paris managed to pip her to the post by bringing her launch forward to 12pm.

Enough about the promotion we wanna know what she was wearing! Pictured below you can see that Paris looks quite demure for the occasion and gives off a regal air about her, it almost looks as though she's legged it from a wedding. Maybe all her own comparisons she's made to herself and Princess Diana have finally gone to her head. I have noticed however that Miss. Hilton's style has gone from trashy to classy within the past year and what with her recent weight loss, i'm beginning to think she's taking tips from Simple Life best friend Nicole Richie.

Overall it's a good outfit, loving the shoes and accessories, not sure about the weird metal ring covering her index finger though, perhaps that's down to Benji...

Paris Hilton and Benji MaddenPhoto by: Michael Buckner / Getty

"He wants to [get hitched]," she told PEOPLE Thursday night at London's Nobu, where she showed up for a late-night snack with Madden and her parents. "We talk about it." 

In fact, she's already pondering her gown: "I'd wear a beautiful white dress," she said dreamily, "probably Dolce & Gabbana."

The heiress, who is in town promoting her new fragrance, Can Can, couldn't stop gushing about her new beau. 

"We are the perfect match," said the 27-year-old (who begins filming her MTV reality show, I Wanna Be Paris's New Best Friend! on Monday). "We don't like being apart, we like to stay with each other as much as we can." 

No stranger to marriage proposals, Hilton said that Madden, 29, was different from her previous boyfriends, including ex-fiancés Jason Shaw and Paris Latsis. 

"[Benji] is very down to earth," she said. "He's worked very hard on his own. He really has a heart of gold. He'd never do anything to hurt me. He loves and supports me no matter what. He's a really great person." 

From people.com

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"He wants to [get hitched]," she told PEOPLE Thursday night at London's Nobu, where she showed up for a late-night snack with Madden and her parents. "We talk about it."

In fact, she's already pondering her gown: "I'd wear a beautiful white dress," she said dreamily, "probably Dolce & Gabbana."

The heiress, who is in town promoting her new fragrance, Can Can, couldn't stop gushing about her new beau.

"We are the perfect match," said the 27-year-old (who begins filming her MTV reality show, I Wanna Be Paris's New Best Friend! on Monday). "We don't like being apart, we like to stay with each other as much as we can."

No stranger to marriage proposals, Hilton said that Madden, 29, was different from her previous boyfriends, including ex-fiancés Jason Shaw and Paris Latsis.

"[Benji] is very down to earth," she said. "He's worked very hard on his own. He really has a heart of gold. He'd never do anything to hurt me. He loves and supports me no matter what. He's a really great person."

Paris Hilton is one globe trotting diva!  The celebrity was seen in Moscow, Russia with boyfriend Benji Madden to promote her new fragrance Can Can.  Paris tagged along on the world tour with Benji and his band Good Charlotte, and now Benji is the one being the sidekick while Paris continues to increase her fortune.

Either way I love Paris's dress.  It's such a classic.